Joanna, I think you have SKIP ENVY! It's going this weekend I think... just in time for the crappy weather. Anyway - didn't see you coming to my rescue...

I'll have you know I'm VERY sensible... most of the time. But realistically - isn't it against MINI Law to have a 200+bhp MINI with all the bits and always drive it SLOWLY? I have to have the odd thrill now and again, you can't deny me that, surely? (...don't call me 'Shirley'). It's not irresponsible - it's FUN!!!!!! Don't knock it till you've tried it!