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  1. 9th February 2012, 02:17 PM #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig View Post
    As far as I know, cars which no-one actually owns don't have feelings
    That's like saying a vegetable doesn't scream when you slice it
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  2. 9th February 2012, 02:20 PM #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by MINIme:) View Post
    That's like saying a vegetable doesn't scream when you slice it
    none of my vegetables have spoken to me......... Yet
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  3. 9th February 2012, 02:21 PM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by MINIme:) View Post
    Agreed - I nearly left last time we went there...
    Split Ends? Hair CAN really upset you though - mine is a constant problem, I keep knocking over the box I keep it in

    2008 R56 COOPER S, Pepper White, Black Roof, 'John Cooper' Signature Side and Bonnet Stripes, JCW 'Stage 1' Tuning Kit, Forge Intercooler, Milltek Downpipe & Sports Cat, ALTA Induction, Chris Knox/DNA Remap, JCW/Brembo Brakes, Limited Slip Diff, JCW Suspension and Front Strut Brace, 17" Crown Spokes with Non-Runflat 205/45x17 Michelin Pilot Super Sport tyres, JCW/Recaro leather Seats, JCW Sideskirts, Chili Pack, Front Spotlights. Still got my old Hendrix Badge blu-tacked to the dash!
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  4. 9th February 2012, 02:22 PM #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig View Post
    none of my vegetables have spoken to me......... Yet


    That's your fault not theirs. YOU'RE NOT LISTENING
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  5. 9th February 2012, 02:27 PM #95
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig View Post
    none of my vegetables have spoken to me......... Yet
    No, but one of them's got a job as a MINI Sales Manager, telling folk that the Factory JCW doesn't pop or bang....

    Joanna - My Banana (that rhymes, but sounds quite worrying) just told me most Vegetables are to shy to speak, apart from Courgettes, who are right mouthy b*st*rds.... apparently.
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    2008 R56 COOPER S, Pepper White, Black Roof, 'John Cooper' Signature Side and Bonnet Stripes, JCW 'Stage 1' Tuning Kit, Forge Intercooler, Milltek Downpipe & Sports Cat, ALTA Induction, Chris Knox/DNA Remap, JCW/Brembo Brakes, Limited Slip Diff, JCW Suspension and Front Strut Brace, 17" Crown Spokes with Non-Runflat 205/45x17 Michelin Pilot Super Sport tyres, JCW/Recaro leather Seats, JCW Sideskirts, Chili Pack, Front Spotlights. Still got my old Hendrix Badge blu-tacked to the dash!
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  6. 9th February 2012, 03:07 PM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELFMAN View Post
    No, but one of them's got a job as a MINI Sales Manager, telling folk that the Factory JCW doesn't pop or bang....

    Joanna - My Banana (that rhymes, but sounds quite worrying) just told me most Vegetables are to shy to speak, apart from Courgettes, who are right mouthy b*st*rds.... apparently.
    So I would be a courgette if I was a vegetable rather be a sweed with a thick skin right back on topic
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  7. 9th February 2012, 03:19 PM #97
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELFMAN View Post
    No, but one of them's got a job as a MINI Sales Manager, telling folk that the Factory JCW doesn't pop or bang....

    Joanna - My Banana (that rhymes, but sounds quite worrying) just told me most Vegetables are to shy to speak, apart from Courgettes, who are right mouthy b*st*rds.... apparently.

    Lol



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  8. 9th February 2012, 03:23 PM #98
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    Aren't all Mini's hairdressers cars...........?


    Feet were made to fit car pedals. If we were meant to walk, we'd have pogo sticks for legs
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  9. 9th February 2012, 03:33 PM #99
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mon the fish View Post
    Aren't all Mini's hairdressers cars...........?
    <throws grenade in and walks away......>
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  10. 9th February 2012, 04:39 PM #100
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mon the fish View Post
    Aren't all Mini's hairdressers cars...........?
    Pmsl at this :)
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