What I did notice though, is that the majority of folk stood waiting were what could only really be described as social misfits. Some looked like they had only got out their couch for the first time in two years to go to Tescos for the new game, only to go home and sit and play it for another two years. A few too many home delivery Pizza's and Pies etc. I know I'm no stick insect, but really, these guys were big guys! And the rest were nerds that you just know were gonna take it home, strip the game down and break the code to cheat. Then there was me, sensible, mature, upstanding member of the community, standing in the queue feeling as welcome as a fart in a space suit.
Snap!

I had a group of guys in front of mee, been on the lash all day.
Perving at lads mads, chatting about fake knockers and farting!

still.......got the game, not played yet.