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    London 11th August:
    A public school teacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

    At a morning press conference, Home Secretary John Reid said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

    He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Met Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

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    ..cheered up a boring night Alan , good one

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    lol good one !!!
    New sig coming soon

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    Shocker!

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    :disapprove: i had to fly via paris because my heathrow flight got cancelled

    but the joke chear me up. i guess it was a calulated guess to stop him :clown:

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    Cooper Coupe...

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    Very good

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    that look like the car pack in Hassi, Alergia

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    quote:Originally posted by ScottieCoop

    That should'nt be funny but it is !!!
    SO FAR, SO GOOD, SO WHAT ??

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    like tat on 2 :)
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