Bloody Hell, Wul, I feel so inadequate (again). I thought I was doing well to give it a good wash every week........now it's up and down, no swirls, Lambswool Mitts.....Microfibre towels!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look car, I'm REALLY SORRY....... I don't suppose the Optimax makes up for it?

Right Wul, now my bloody car's gone in the huff - it's all your fault!