Quote Originally Posted by ELFMAN View Post
"And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
Another bloody MINI Concept Car to own
Oh no no no, don't need a Rocketman...
Rocketman, a Concept I'd refuse to give a home"

(Apologies to Messrs. Taupin and John).

Why don't MINI just concentrate on fixing things like the 'Death Rattle' on the R56 S instead of constantly bombarding up with this impractical Design House Chic nonsense?
Although putting a nice pull-out Bird Bath at the back should go down well on Springwatch. (I refrain from making distasteful and sexist Kate Humble references).

By the way, speaking of Sexist - what's with these names? CountryMAN, PaceMAN, RocketMAN surly a bit 'Non-PC' for a brand with its finger on the pulse of the Modern World?
You crack me up Euan

Now go take your pills