You're all a bunch of closet Eastenders fans. Admit it!

Just sent a text to about 6 of you seeing if you wanted a game tonight and I get a flurry of negative responses including: "in Dundee" "going out" "waiting for wife to finish watching soaps". But the best has to be Zimbo.... "eating dinner slowly".

Yer all a bunch of pansies.

Only Chris Knox had the decency to put his girlfriend down and come on for a few games.

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