The following are all replies that women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms (names removed). Hopefully none of the stories will ring too many bells!
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by [name removed]. I am unsure as to the identity of the
father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same
night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I
can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at
the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party [address and date given] where I had
unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that
the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down
the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look
the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
5. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all
when you eat a tin of beans you can't be sure which one made you
fart.
