Time to bring this out of retirement.
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AndyP.
R60 Light White / Red Countryman All 4 John Cooper Works Auto
R57 Chili Red Convertible John Cooper Works Auto
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
R60 Light White / Red Countryman All 4 John Cooper Works Auto
R57 Chili Red Convertible John Cooper Works Auto
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off
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It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet
R60 Light White / Red Countryman All 4 John Cooper Works Auto
R57 Chili Red Convertible John Cooper Works Auto
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves
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It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not
R60 Light White / Red Countryman All 4 John Cooper Works Auto
R57 Chili Red Convertible John Cooper Works Auto
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with
Neil
MINI Countryman Cooper S All 4
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