Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing
Jock's forthcoming wedding.
"Ach, it's all going grand," says Jock. "I've got everything
organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the
rings, the minister, even ma stag night...
Archie nods approvingly.
"Havens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues
Jock.
"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in
that!
"And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires.
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. "Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white
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