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  1. 29th May 2006, 08:52 PM #21
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    I agree. Fishing for Englishmen in much more fun!
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    How the hell does everything land up back to FOOTBALL?????
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  3. 29th May 2006, 10:43 PM #23
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    quote:Originally posted by john

    How the hell does everything land up back to FOOTBALL?????
    God's own sport :approve:


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  4. 29th May 2006, 10:45 PM #24
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    quote:Originally posted by crombers

    God's own sport :approve:
    Very true!
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  5. 29th May 2006, 10:47 PM #25
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    Bollocks! If it was God's own sport Ronaldhino would be good lookin!
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  6. 29th May 2006, 11:04 PM #26
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    quote:Originally posted by Big Col
    Bollocks! If it was God's own sport Ronaldhino would be good lookin!
    See that's the twist, if you're good at football, you have to have something wrong with you... God is just balancing things out.

    Beckham - squeeky voice, bad taste in women
    Gerrard - Never look happy even after winning a major trophy, scouse accent
    Ronaldo (Brz) Gap teeth, over weight
    Rooney - Shrek looks
    ZZ - Bad bald patch
    Owen - Gambling addiction
    Maradonna - Drugs, shorter than me
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    I dunno , reckon big gums/teeth would be better than being to tall/small


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    quote:Originally posted by john

    How the hell does everything land up back to FOOTBALL?????
    Lowest Common Denominator

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    quote:Originally posted by crombers

    I dunno , reckon big gums/teeth would be better than being to tall/small
    &lt;kicks Crombers ankles&gt; Oi.. watch it


    Did anybody see Maradonna on Soccer Aid last night? I just happened to turn it on just before half time... he's like a wee pudgy cartoon character!

    And he scored a penalty from a handball by somebody (David Gray or summat) lol
    The irony was not lost on the commentators (strange that? ), who were yelling at him not to be allowed to take it "if he scores this lets just all go home". ace.

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  10. 30th May 2006, 12:19 AM #30
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    Yeah, I watched the whole match. Second half was crap, best bit was Gordon Ramsay raging at the bald italian ref in the first half.

    Maradonna and Gazza were a pale imitation of their former selves.
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