The female gorilla in Edinburgh zoo was looking extremely depressed, so much so the vet was called in, she needs a mate, said the vet, the keepers were anxious, there were no male gorillas in the country, what’ll we do, lets ask wee shuggie, he’ll shag anything.
Wee shuggie is called into the office, shuggie, we’ve got a job for you, the gorilla is depressed and for £200 we want you to entertain her for the night.
Shuggie thought about it and said, I’ll do it on 3 conditions, you dress the gorilla up in a maids outfit, you don’t tell any of my mates and lastly, you’ll have to wait a couple of weeks until I save up the money!!
