Have you found Jesus yet?

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    A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon
    a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the
    water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around andbn is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, when he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

    The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."

    So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up
    and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"

    The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

    The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a
    little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have
    you found Jesus my brother?"

    The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

    By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the
    water again but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when
    he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again
    asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?"

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    The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to
    the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"


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    lol
    SO FAR, SO GOOD, SO WHAT ??

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    Good one !

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