Imagine if all the major retailers started to make their own condoms and lept the same tag line.......
1. Sainsbury condoms - making life better
2. Tescos condoms - every little helps
3. Nike condoms - just do it
4. Peugeot condoms - the ride of your life
5. Galaxy condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk
6. KFC condoms - finger licking good
7. Minstrels condoms - melt in your mouth not in your hands
8 . Safeway condoms - Lightening the load
9. Abbey national condoms - because life is complicated enough
10. Coca cola condoms - The real thing
11. Ever ready condoms - keep on going and going
12. Pringles condoms - once you pop you cant stop
13. Burger king condoms - home of the whopper
14. Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride
15. FCUK condoms - no comment required
16. Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where’s the pain
17. Halford condoms - we go the extra mile
18. Royal mail condoms - i saw this and thought of you
19. Andrex condoms - soft strong and very very long
20. Renualt condoms - size does really matter
21. Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
22. Ronseal quick drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
23. Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!!
24. Heinekin condoms - reaches the parts that other condoms can not reach
25. Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
26. AA condoms - for the 4th emergency service
27. Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal
28. Polo condom - the condom with the hole!!!!!
