One summers day a MINI drove a herd of massive hairy buffalo right into the middle of John. "Who the hell was that?" squeeled John. Then I went to see who it was, but couldn't because my eyes had been sellotaped shut because I decapitated a doctors assistant using a large tree branch which I borrowed from Susan a.k.a. Susan!! who the doctor had been performing full frontal juggling with Smirnoff sponsored rubber hands. Holy mother of sleepy rascal shouted the small retarted elephant who was suffering from flatulence, BigCol and Kinghorn