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[AndyP & Lenore]

One summers day a MINI drove a herd of massive hairy buffalo right into the middle of John. "Who the hell was that?" squeeled John. Then I went to see who it was, but couldn't because my eyes had been sellotaped shut because I decapitated a doctors assistant using a large tree branch which I borrowed from Susan a.k.a. Susan!! who the doctor had been performing full frontal juggling with Smirnoff sponsored rubber hands. Holy mother of sleepy rascal shouted the small retarted elephant who was suffering from flatulence, BigCol and Kinghorn were having a dance on minime's toupe and comb,whilst BLIND Bad dog mistakenly slapped John's baldpatch which receives radiowaves from Uranus. Then the perverted, sick-minded but incredibly kind hearted chap he is, murdered some cute collie dog called, sorry actually rabbit, with pink fluffy golf club covers and LPG conversion, with a rubber cabbage head! John was standing on Martin Sullivan's oversized model of Bad Dog Mini, created for pure sexual pleasure by his border collie.

Meanwhile, BonnieScotland had been at the optimax whilst singing "We are the dons" Dreaming that his mini was red and White instead of being clean like Wul's. "Not to worry I'll paint it " Said young Kerr. Whilst doing a strange thing with his oversized deformed club shaped cucumber! stop yelled the tax man!

lynz doesn't have any peanuts, so she tried to get Big Col's number because he is fixing the server, but making a bit of an arse of it!

Simon Cowal said tonight I'm sending home Sharon and the audience to clean Ashley's Flat using only toothbrushes! This was stupid because ashley needed to brush her nose hair! Suddenly, Minime came crashing through a pile up he caused while drinking a bucket of strong orange juice. He wet himself with sweaty pits because he got caught on Video!!

The very next day it was 'International cow-petting Friday', but GAJ had sex on his mind whist sunning himself in leather speedos. "GEES THAT COW"!He muttered to himself, "looks like Minime but with more idea about mini's".

The new MINI drove over the spikes. "OUCH" cried the spikes, that felt amazing man. "I love burberry", especially when its against my naked flesh, making me think of the time i spent with scotty coop in CraigD's back garden;some BBQ that! then john stepped into a pile

[The Dogfather]

One summers day a MINI drove a herd of massive hairy buffalo right into the middle of John. "Who the hell was that?" squeeled John. Then I went to see who it was, but couldn't because my eyes had been sellotaped shut because I decapitated a doctors assistant using a large tree branch which I borrowed from Susan a.k.a. Susan!! who the doctor had been performing full frontal juggling with Smirnoff sponsored rubber hands. Holy mother of sleepy rascal shouted the small retarted elephant who was suffering from flatulence, BigCol and Kinghorn were having a dance on minime's toupe and comb,whilst BLIND Bad dog mistakenly slapped John's baldpatch which receives radiowaves from Uranus. Then the perverted, sick-minded but incredibly kind hearted chap he is, murdered some cute collie dog called, sorry actually rabbit, with pink fluffy golf club covers and LPG conversion, with a rubber cabbage head! John was standing on Martin Sullivan's oversized model of Bad Dog Mini, created for pure sexual pleasure by his border collie.

Meanwhile, BonnieScotland had been at the optimax whilst singing "We are the dons" Dreaming that his mini was red and White instead of being clean like Wul's. "Not to worry I'll paint it " Said young Kerr. Whilst doing a strange thing with his oversized deformed club shaped cucumber! stop yelled the tax man!

lynz doesn't have any peanuts, so she tried to get Big Col's number because he is fixing the server, but making a bit of an arse of it!

Simon Cowal said tonight I'm sending home Sharon and the audience to clean Ashley's Flat using only toothbrushes! This was stupid because ashley needed to brush her nose hair! Suddenly, Minime came crashing through a pile up he caused while drinking a bucket of strong orange juice. He wet himself with sweaty pits because he got caught on Video!!

The very next day it was 'International cow-petting Friday', but GAJ had sex on his mind whist sunning himself in leather speedos. "GEES THAT COW"!He muttered to himself, "looks like Minime but with more idea about mini's".

The new MINI drove over the spikes. "OUCH" cried the spikes, that felt amazing man. "I love burberry", especially when its against my naked flesh, making me think of the time i spent with scotty coop in CraigD's back garden;some BBQ that! then john stepped into a pile of Llama crap

[sleepyrascal]

[quote]Originally posted by bad dog mini

One summers day a MINI drove a herd of massive hairy buffalo right into the middle of John. "Who the hell was that?" squeeled John. Then I went to see who it was, but couldn't because my eyes had been sellotaped shut because I decapitated a doctors assistant using a large tree branch which I borrowed from Susan a.k.a. Susan!! who the doctor had been performing full frontal juggling with Smirnoff sponsored rubber hands. Holy mother of sleepy rascal shouted the small retarted elephant who was suffering from flatulence, BigCol and Kinghorn were having a dance on minime's toupe and comb,whilst BLIND Bad dog mistakenly slapped John's baldpatch which receives radiowaves from Uranus. Then the perverted, sick-minded but incredibly kind hearted chap he is, murdered some cute collie dog called, sorry actually rabbit, with pink fluffy golf club covers and LPG conversion, with a rubber cabbage head! John was standing on Martin Sullivan's oversized model of Bad Dog Mini, created for pure sexual pleasure by his border collie.

Meanwhile, BonnieScotland had been at the optimax whilst singing "We are the dons" Dreaming that his mini was red and White instead of being clean like Wul's. "Not to worry I'll paint it " Said young Kerr. Whilst doing a strange thing with his oversized deformed club shaped cucumber! stop yelled the tax man!

lynz doesn't have any peanuts, so she tried to get Big Col's number because he is fixing the server, but making a bit of an arse of it!

Simon Cowal said tonight I'm sending home Sharon and the audience to clean Ashley's Flat using only toothbrushes! This was stupid because ashley needed to brush her nose hair! Suddenly, Minime came crashing through a pile up he caused while drinking a bucket of strong orange juice. He wet himself with sweaty pits because he got caught on Video!!

The very next day it was 'International cow-petting Friday', but GAJ had sex on his mind whist sunning himself in leather speedos. "GEES THAT COW"!He muttered to himself, "looks like Minime but with more idea about mini's".

The new MINI drove over the spikes. "OUCH" cried the spikes, that felt amazing man. "I love burberry", especially when its against my naked flesh, making me think of the time i spent with scotty coop in CraigD's back garden;some BBQ that! then john stepped into a pile of Llama crap and squeeled, "FIRST BUFFALO, NOW LlAMA CRAP"!!

[KINGHORN]

One summers day a MINI drove a herd of massive hairy buffalo right into the middle of John. "Who the hell was that?" squeeled John. Then I went to see who it was, but couldn't because my eyes had been sellotaped shut because I decapitated a doctors assistant using a large tree branch which I borrowed from Susan a.k.a. Susan!! who the doctor had been performing full frontal juggling with Smirnoff sponsored rubber hands. Holy mother of sleepy rascal shouted the small retarted elephant who was suffering from flatulence, BigCol and Kinghorn were having a dance on minime's toupe and comb,whilst BLIND Bad dog mistakenly slapped John's baldpatch which receives radiowaves from Uranus. Then the perverted, sick-minded but incredibly kind hearted chap he is, murdered some cute collie dog called, sorry actually rabbit, with pink fluffy golf club covers and LPG conversion, with a rubber cabbage head! John was standing on Martin Sullivan's oversized model of Bad Dog Mini, created for pure sexual pleasure by his border collie.

Meanwhile, BonnieScotland had been at the optimax whilst singing "We are the dons" Dreaming that his mini was red and White instead of being clean like Wul's. "Not to worry I'll paint it " Said young Kerr. Whilst doing a strange thing with his oversized deformed club shaped cucumber! stop yelled the tax man!

lynz doesn't have any peanuts, so she tried to get Big Col's number because he is fixing the server, but making a bit of an arse of it!

Simon Cowal said tonight I'm sending home Sharon and the audience to clean Ashley's Flat using only toothbrushes! This was stupid because ashley needed to brush her nose hair! Suddenly, Minime came crashing through a pile up he caused while drinking a bucket of strong orange juice. He wet himself with sweaty pits because he got caught on Video!!

The very next day it was 'International cow-petting Friday', but GAJ had sex on his mind whist sunning himself in leather speedos. "GEES THAT COW"!He muttered to himself, "looks like Minime but with more idea about mini's".

The new MINI drove over the spikes. "OUCH" cried the spikes, that felt amazing man. "I love burberry", especially when its against my naked flesh, making me think of the time i spent with scotty coop in CraigD's back garden;some BBQ that! then john stepped into a pile of Llama crap and squeeled, "FIRST BUFFALO, NOW LlAMA CRAP"!! THIS IS SOME

[john]

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One summers day a MINI drove a herd of massive hairy buffalo right into the middle of John. "Who the hell was that?" squeeled John. Then I went to see who it was, but couldn't because my eyes had been sellotaped shut because I decapitated a doctors assistant using a large tree branch which I borrowed from Susan a.k.a. Susan!! who the doctor had been performing full frontal juggling with Smirnoff sponsored rubber hands. Holy mother of sleepy rascal shouted the small retarted elephant who was suffering from flatulence, BigCol and Kinghorn were having a dance on minime's toupe and comb,whilst BLIND Bad dog mistakenly slapped John's baldpatch which receives radiowaves from Uranus. Then the perverted, sick-minded but incredibly kind hearted chap he is, murdered some cute collie dog called, sorry actually rabbit, with pink fluffy golf club covers and LPG conversion, with a rubber cabbage head! John was standing on Martin Sullivan's oversized model of Bad Dog Mini, created for pure sexual pleasure by his border collie.

Meanwhile, BonnieScotland had been at the optimax whilst singing "We are the dons" Dreaming that his mini was red and White instead of being clean like Wul's. "Not to worry I'll paint it " Said young Kerr. Whilst doing a strange thing with his oversized deformed club shaped cucumber! stop yelled the tax man!

lynz doesn't have any peanuts, so she tried to get Big Col's number because he is fixing the server, but making a bit of an arse of it!

Simon Cowal said tonight I'm sending home Sharon and the audience to clean Ashley's Flat using only toothbrushes! This was stupid because ashley needed to brush her nose hair! Suddenly, Minime came crashing through a pile up he caused while drinking a bucket of strong orange juice. He wet himself with sweaty pits because he got caught on Video!!

The very next day it was 'International cow-petting Friday', but GAJ had sex on his mind whist sunning himself in leather speedos. "GEES THAT COW"!He muttered to himself, "looks like Minime but with more idea about mini's".

The new MINI drove over the spikes. "OUCH" cried the spikes, that felt amazing man. "I love burberry", especially when its against my naked flesh, making me think of the time i spent with scotty coop in CraigD's back garden;some BBQ that! then john stepped into a pile of Llama crap and squeeled, "FIRST BUFFALO, NOW LlAMA CRAP"!! THIS IS SOME CRAP BBQ Martin

[AndyP & Lenore]

One summers day a MINI drove a herd of massive hairy buffalo right into the middle of John. "Who the hell was that?" squeeled John. Then I went to see who it was, but couldn't because my eyes had been sellotaped shut because I decapitated a doctors assistant using a large tree branch which I borrowed from Susan a.k.a. Susan!! who the doctor had been performing full frontal juggling with Smirnoff sponsored rubber hands. Holy mother of sleepy rascal shouted the small retarted elephant who was suffering from flatulence, BigCol and Kinghorn were having a dance on minime's toupe and comb,whilst BLIND Bad dog mistakenly slapped John's baldpatch which receives radiowaves from Uranus. Then the perverted, sick-minded but incredibly kind hearted chap he is, murdered some cute collie dog called, sorry actually rabbit, with pink fluffy golf club covers and LPG conversion, with a rubber cabbage head! John was standing on Martin Sullivan's oversized model of Bad Dog Mini, created for pure sexual pleasure by his border collie.

Meanwhile, BonnieScotland had been at the optimax whilst singing "We are the dons" Dreaming that his mini was red and White instead of being clean like Wul's. "Not to worry I'll paint it " Said young Kerr. Whilst doing a strange thing with his oversized deformed club shaped cucumber! stop yelled the tax man!

lynz doesn't have any peanuts, so she tried to get Big Col's number because he is fixing the server, but making a bit of an arse of it!

Simon Cowal said tonight I'm sending home Sharon and the audience to clean Ashley's Flat using only toothbrushes! This was stupid because ashley needed to brush her nose hair! Suddenly, Minime came crashing through a pile up he caused while drinking a bucket of strong orange juice. He wet himself with sweaty pits because he got caught on Video!!

The very next day it was 'International cow-petting Friday', but GAJ had sex on his mind whist sunning himself in leather speedos. "GEES THAT COW"!He muttered to himself, "looks like Minime but with more idea about mini's".

The new MINI drove over the spikes. "OUCH" cried the spikes, that felt amazing man. "I love burberry", especially when its against my naked flesh, making me think of the time i spent with scotty coop in CraigD's back garden;some BBQ that! then john stepped into a pile of Llama crap and squeeled, "FIRST BUFFALO, NOW LlAMA CRAP"!! THIS IS SOME CRAP BBQ Martin, where do you

[john]

One summers day a MINI drove a herd of massive hairy buffalo right into the middle of John. "Who the hell was that?" squeeled John. Then I went to see who it was, but couldn't because my eyes had been sellotaped shut because I decapitated a doctors assistant using a large tree branch which I borrowed from Susan a.k.a. Susan!! who the doctor had been performing full frontal juggling with Smirnoff sponsored rubber hands. Holy mother of sleepy rascal shouted the small retarted elephant who was suffering from flatulence, BigCol and Kinghorn were having a dance on minime's toupe and comb,whilst BLIND Bad dog mistakenly slapped John's baldpatch which receives radiowaves from Uranus. Then the perverted, sick-minded but incredibly kind hearted chap he is, murdered some cute collie dog called, sorry actually rabbit, with pink fluffy golf club covers and LPG conversion, with a rubber cabbage head! John was standing on Martin Sullivan's oversized model of Bad Dog Mini, created for pure sexual pleasure by his border collie.

Meanwhile, BonnieScotland had been at the optimax whilst singing "We are the dons" Dreaming that his mini was red and White instead of being clean like Wul's. "Not to worry I'll paint it " Said young Kerr. Whilst doing a strange thing with his oversized deformed club shaped cucumber! stop yelled the tax man!

lynz doesn't have any peanuts, so she tried to get Big Col's number because he is fixing the server, but making a bit of an arse of it!

Simon Cowal said tonight I'm sending home Sharon and the audience to clean Ashley's Flat using only toothbrushes! This was stupid because ashley needed to brush her nose hair! Suddenly, Minime came crashing through a pile up he caused while drinking a bucket of strong orange juice. He wet himself with sweaty pits because he got caught on Video!!

The very next day it was 'International cow-petting Friday', but GAJ had sex on his mind whist sunning himself in leather speedos. "GEES THAT COW"!He muttered to himself, "looks like Minime but with more idea about mini's".

The new MINI drove over the spikes. "OUCH" cried the spikes, that felt amazing man. "I love burberry", especially when its against my naked flesh, making me think of the time i spent with scotty coop in CraigD's back garden;some BBQ that! then john stepped into a pile of Llama crap and squeeled, "FIRST BUFFALO, NOW LlAMA CRAP"!! THIS IS SOME CRAP BBQ Martin, where do you hide the beer?

[KINGHORN]

One summers day a MINI drove a herd of massive hairy buffalo right into the middle of John. "Who the hell was that?" squeeled John. Then I went to see who it was, but couldn't because my eyes had been sellotaped shut because I decapitated a doctors assistant using a large tree branch which I borrowed from Susan a.k.a. Susan!! who the doctor had been performing full frontal juggling with Smirnoff sponsored rubber hands. Holy mother of sleepy rascal shouted the small retarted elephant who was suffering from flatulence, BigCol and Kinghorn were having a dance on minime's toupe and comb,whilst BLIND Bad dog mistakenly slapped John's baldpatch which receives radiowaves from Uranus. Then the perverted, sick-minded but incredibly kind hearted chap he is, murdered some cute collie dog called, sorry actually rabbit, with pink fluffy golf club covers and LPG conversion, with a rubber cabbage head! John was standing on Martin Sullivan's oversized model of Bad Dog Mini, created for pure sexual pleasure by his border collie.

Meanwhile, BonnieScotland had been at the optimax whilst singing "We are the dons" Dreaming that his mini was red and White instead of being clean like Wul's. "Not to worry I'll paint it " Said young Kerr. Whilst doing a strange thing with his oversized deformed club shaped cucumber! stop yelled the tax man!

lynz doesn't have any peanuts, so she tried to get Big Col's number because he is fixing the server, but making a bit of an arse of it!

Simon Cowal said tonight I'm sending home Sharon and the audience to clean Ashley's Flat using only toothbrushes! This was stupid because ashley needed to brush her nose hair! Suddenly, Minime came crashing through a pile up he caused while drinking a bucket of strong orange juice. He wet himself with sweaty pits because he got caught on Video!!

The very next day it was 'International cow-petting Friday', but GAJ had sex on his mind whist sunning himself in leather speedos. "GEES THAT COW"!He muttered to himself, "looks like Minime but with more idea about mini's".

The new MINI drove over the spikes. "OUCH" cried the spikes, that felt amazing man. "I love burberry", especially when its against my naked flesh, making me think of the time i spent with scotty coop in CraigD's back garden;some BBQ that! then john stepped into a pile of Llama crap and squeeled, "FIRST BUFFALO, NOW LlAMA CRAP"!! THIS IS SOME CRAP BBQ Martin, where do you hide the beer? theres a couple

[Adam MCS]

One summers day a MINI drove a herd of massive hairy buffalo right into the middle of John. "Who the hell was that?" squeeled John. Then I went to see who it was, but couldn't because my eyes had been sellotaped shut because I decapitated a doctors assistant using a large tree branch which I borrowed from Susan a.k.a. Susan!! who the doctor had been performing full frontal juggling with Smirnoff sponsored rubber hands. Holy mother of sleepy rascal shouted the small retarted elephant who was suffering from flatulence, BigCol and Kinghorn were having a dance on minime's toupe and comb,whilst BLIND Bad dog mistakenly slapped John's baldpatch which receives radiowaves from Uranus. Then the perverted, sick-minded but incredibly kind hearted chap he is, murdered some cute collie dog called, sorry actually rabbit, with pink fluffy golf club covers and LPG conversion, with a rubber cabbage head! John was standing on Martin Sullivan's oversized model of Bad Dog Mini, created for pure sexual pleasure by his border collie.

Meanwhile, BonnieScotland had been at the optimax whilst singing "We are the dons" Dreaming that his mini was red and White instead of being clean like Wul's. "Not to worry I'll paint it " Said young Kerr. Whilst doing a strange thing with his oversized deformed club shaped cucumber! stop yelled the tax man!

lynz doesn't have any peanuts, so she tried to get Big Col's number because he is fixing the server, but making a bit of an arse of it!

Simon Cowal said tonight I'm sending home Sharon and the audience to clean Ashley's Flat using only toothbrushes! This was stupid because ashley needed to brush her nose hair! Suddenly, Minime came crashing through a pile up he caused while drinking a bucket of strong orange juice. He wet himself with sweaty pits because he got caught on Video!!

The very next day it was 'International cow-petting Friday', but GAJ had sex on his mind whist sunning himself in leather speedos. "GEES THAT COW"!He muttered to himself, "looks like Minime but with more idea about mini's".

The new MINI drove over the spikes. "OUCH" cried the spikes, that felt amazing man. "I love burberry", especially when its against my naked flesh, making me think of the time i spent with scotty coop in CraigD's back garden;some BBQ that! then john stepped into a pile of Llama crap and squeeled, "FIRST BUFFALO, NOW LlAMA CRAP"!! THIS IS SOME CRAP BBQ Martin, where do you hide the beer? theres a couple hidden up there

[Lynz]

One summers day a MINI drove a herd of massive hairy buffalo right into the middle of John. "Who the hell was that?" squeeled John. Then I went to see who it was, but couldn't because my eyes had been sellotaped shut because I decapitated a doctors assistant using a large tree branch which I borrowed from Susan a.k.a. Susan!! who the doctor had been performing full frontal juggling with Smirnoff sponsored rubber hands. Holy mother of sleepy rascal shouted the small retarted elephant who was suffering from flatulence, BigCol and Kinghorn were having a dance on minime's toupe and comb,whilst BLIND Bad dog mistakenly slapped John's baldpatch which receives radiowaves from Uranus. Then the perverted, sick-minded but incredibly kind hearted chap he is, murdered some cute collie dog called, sorry actually rabbit, with pink fluffy golf club covers and LPG conversion, with a rubber cabbage head! John was standing on Martin Sullivan's oversized model of Bad Dog Mini, created for pure sexual pleasure by his border collie.

Meanwhile, BonnieScotland had been at the optimax whilst singing "We are the dons" Dreaming that his mini was red and White instead of being clean like Wul's. "Not to worry I'll paint it " Said young Kerr. Whilst doing a strange thing with his oversized deformed club shaped cucumber! stop yelled the tax man!

lynz doesn't have any peanuts, so she tried to get Big Col's number because he is fixing the server, but making a bit of an arse of it!

Simon Cowal said tonight I'm sending home Sharon and the audience to clean Ashley's Flat using only toothbrushes! This was stupid because ashley needed to brush her nose hair! Suddenly, Minime came crashing through a pile up he caused while drinking a bucket of strong orange juice. He wet himself with sweaty pits because he got caught on Video!!

The very next day it was 'International cow-petting Friday', but GAJ had sex on his mind whist sunning himself in leather speedos. "GEES THAT COW"!He muttered to himself, "looks like Minime but with more idea about mini's".

The new MINI drove over the spikes. "OUCH" cried the spikes, that felt amazing man. "I love burberry", especially when its against my naked flesh, making me think of the time i spent with scotty coop in CraigD's back garden;some BBQ that! then john stepped into a pile of Llama crap and squeeled, "FIRST BUFFALO, NOW LlAMA CRAP"!! THIS IS SOME CRAP BBQ Martin, where do you hide the beer? theres a couple hidden up there behind the old