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    Monsta Mo Mini
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    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
    Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
    After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, " So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
    Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
    The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "
    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us!

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    Mr Nice :-) & Sponsor
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    "Don't mess with us!"

    Um...Calum? Something you aint telling us?

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    Maybe the Mo in Monster Mo Mini is for Maureen
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    Monsta Mo Mini
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    Ooops - meant to delete that bit...my secret is out.

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    quote:Originally posted by Monsta Mo Mini

    my secret is out.
    Wot? Like it was a secret? :clown:
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