1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
5) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
6) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
7) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
8) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
9) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
10) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
11) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
12) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
13) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
14) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
15) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
16) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
17) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
18) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
19) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
20) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
It was Frank Zappa but that's not the album. Anyone else know :question:
