First Class - Another Blonde Joke !

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    A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks into the forward cabin at the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.

    The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York."

    Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.

    Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York."

    The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.

    She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much." hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.

    He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to New York."

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    Natalie
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    LOL!!

  3. #3
    phantom
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    Nice one!

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    davesminis
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    like it!! I could see that working.

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    X30YES
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    He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to New York."BRILL
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    Clare1
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    Hmmm!!

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