This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long
before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
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A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and
>asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
>
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves.
>
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey,
>Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill
>comes back into the shop laughing hysterically.
>
The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
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Bill looked up and said, "To your house."
I'm thinking your winding us up, but, just in case you ain't, by saying he can't cut the guys hair for 2 hours gives him time to be with his wife for the said amount of time
