New entries for the Oxford English Dictionary 2005
GOING FOR A Mcsh*t - Entering a fast food restaurant with no
intention ofbuying food, you're just going to the bog. If
challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them
that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a Mcsh*t with Lies.
AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a
'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home
after a booze cruise at 3am in the morning.
BEER COMPASS - The invisible device that ensures your safe
arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk
to remember where you live,how you got here, and where you've
come from.
BOBFOC - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
BREAKING THE SEAL - Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2
hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder,
repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15
minutes for the rest of the night.
GREYHOUND - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
JOHNNY-NO-STARS - A young man of substandard intelligence, the
typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The
'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at
fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely
impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually
nought in there worth seeing.
MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in,
you go: "Oo!Oo! Ho! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
MYSTERY BUS - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night
while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks
away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed
with stunners when you come back in.
MYSTERY TAXI - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday
morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept
with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive woman
