So, this squaddie gets his much awaited letter fromm his girlfriend, sadly it's only to say that she's sorry, but because he's been away so long fighting this silly war she has fell in love with someone else.
So in true squaddie fashion he goes around the camp and sends back a letter enclosing about 25 pictures of scantily clad women, including his girlfriend with the message:-
"please remove your picture and send back the rest"
Bonnie Scotland
