I just got steered onto this site by the illustrious Big Gordy. I had been down whinging to him about how a feathery little git crapped acid on my roof! I'm gonna get the little swine! I AM!!!

Anyway. I'm Col, I'm 24 and am a Marketing Engineer in Glasgow for the same firm as Big Gordy. My mini is a yellow/black cooper with sports seats, chrome inserts, spoiler and corroded spots on the roof. :mad:

I live in Glasgow but travel home to visit the folks in Alloa from time to time so if you see a Yellow mini with a shotgun poking out the window and the driver is scanning the sky for a certain pigeon please gimme a wave.