HELP! My MINI's unconscious!

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  1. 9th February 2015, 11:53 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by weefossy View Post
    Need to set up the
    "Dirty Mini Polis".....ne ha ....ne ha..... ne ha

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    "Is may number plate illegal"................................."Nope"

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  2. 10th February 2015, 01:35 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiniiGP View Post
    I just want to follow and wash them when they get parked up lol.
    Maybe we could add this to our service big fella lol
    What a brilliant idea Davy! Craig knows where I live, so feel free anytime!

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  3. 10th February 2015, 09:01 AM #53
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    Ha ha Malcolm :)

    Yeah Euan, I'm sure we could pop by for a "fee"


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  4. 11th February 2015, 01:17 AM #54
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    PMSL ... Very good Malcolm ! I've got your number mind !! :)
    You only need two tools in life WD40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should use WD40 and if it moves and shouldn't use Duct Tape.
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  5. 11th February 2015, 02:36 PM #55
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  6. 11th February 2015, 05:53 PM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig View Post
    Yeah Euan, I'm sure we could pop by for a "fee"
    Ach, too late, all washed, dried and back under its blanket!

    2008 R56 COOPER S, Pepper White, Black Roof, 'John Cooper' Signature Side and Bonnet Stripes, JCW 'Stage 1' Tuning Kit, Forge Intercooler, Milltek Downpipe & Sports Cat, ALTA Induction, Chris Knox/DNA Remap, JCW/Brembo Brakes, Limited Slip Diff, JCW Suspension and Front Strut Brace, 17" Crown Spokes with Non-Runflat 205/45x17 Michelin Pilot Super Sport tyres, JCW/Recaro leather Seats, JCW Sideskirts, Chili Pack, Front Spotlights. Still got my old Hendrix Badge blu-tacked to the dash!
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  7. 11th February 2015, 09:06 PM #57
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    Too late ? It's never too late Euan we'll take it out the garage and then put it back in (no extra charge) :):)
    You only need two tools in life WD40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should use WD40 and if it moves and shouldn't use Duct Tape.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiniiGP View Post
    Too late ? It's never too late Euan we'll take it out the garage and then put it back in (no extra charge) :):)
    I can recommend a good psychiatrist...

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    ....he's already beyond that I fear.


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  10. 12th February 2015, 10:51 AM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELFMAN View Post
    I can recommend a good psychiatrist...
    Does he sell buckets cheap ?
    You only need two tools in life WD40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should use WD40 and if it moves and shouldn't use Duct Tape.
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