Hey guys! Have only just seen this post as I've been away!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?! ha ha
Erm....anyways.....I was just in New York & saw heaps of Cooper S's!! Awesome! :)
If that's right about the Coupe being heavier than the hatch then the Coupe is the car for posers. I wouldn't mind but it's not a pretty car by any means.