So after driving about Kirsten's new S for a while, its became apparent that regardless whether we are moving or standing still, there is no intermittent wiper mode. You can push the stalk down for one wipe, up once it's continuous and up again is fast, there is not intermittent. Surely this is a fault and not some new programming do-da right?
Help from other R56 S (late 2007) onwards owners would be appreciated!