http://www.mini2.com/forum/showthread.php?t=62340
Now how did we not guess a few of these threads would apprear! So surprised ot wasn't in the General Discussion section!
http://www.mini2.com/forum/showthread.php?t=62340
Now how did we not guess a few of these threads would apprear! So surprised ot wasn't in the General Discussion section!
Why is it they think its there god given right to win EVERYTHING they enter :evil: They should take the Scottish mentality that we're always going to lose but lets PARTY anyway:approve:
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Edison
Mutley - May 2003 Chili Red 'One'
I simply could not sit back and not put in my version
This is the saddest thing of all....
MORONS!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/3838531.stm
They are, and have always been, bad losers.
Those fans deserve locking up! sad sad sad!
Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?
A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.
Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2004 Commemorative cube painted red,
white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing stock
and crumbled in the box.
Q: What is common between a 3 pin plug and the England football team?
A: They are both useless in Europe!
Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and England?
A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence
Rumours that David Beckham was seen successfully seducing a young woman in
a Spanish nightclub with a one-liner have been completely refuted by the
English FA. Adam Crozier, chief publicity officer stated: "I find it
totally preposterous to suggest that one of our players could make a
successful pass to or at anyone."
Q. What's the difference between the English and a jet engine? A. A jet
engine eventually stops whining.
Q. If you see an English football fan on a bicycle, why should you never
swerve to hit him?
A. It could be your bicycle.
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.
The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when
you open them up everything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon
says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in
alphabetical order." Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything
inside them is colour-coded." The fourth one says, "I prefer English
football fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and
arses are interchangeable."
Did you hear about the UK politician who was found dead in an English
football jersey? The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in
order to save his family from the embarrassment.
Did you hear that the UK Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps
with pictures of English football players on them. People couldn't figure
out which side to spit on.
Heh heh heh.. this should wake them up..
http://www.mini2.com/forum/showthread.php?p=935872#post935872
sorry... couldn't resist a wee poke!:approve:
had this sent to me by E-Mail it didn't take long did it
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