Never Ending Scottish Mini Story

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet...using a hole

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet using a hole caused by the....

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet using a hole caused by the...great weight of

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing