Never Ending Scottish Mini Story

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie...

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie...aka daisy

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently...flashing her spotlights...

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as..

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quote:Originally posted by bonnie scotland

His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged

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GRRrrrr !! :eek:
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose..

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese....

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese....from a chicken...

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese....from a chicken kebab from the

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the...far off land