Boring FOOTBALL thread

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quote:Originally posted by low_n_loud1

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quote:Originally posted by crombers

I dunno , reckon big gums/teeth would be better than being to tall/small :p;)

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<kicks Crombers ankles> Oi.. watch it :p:p


Did anybody see Maradonna on Soccer Aid last night? I just happened to turn it on just before half time... he's like a wee pudgy cartoon character!:D

And he scored a penalty from a handball by somebody (David Gray or summat) lol
The irony was not lost on the commentators (strange that? ;)), who were yelling at him not to be allowed to take it :D:D "if he scores this lets just all go home". ace. :D

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O'ooooooo wait wait. I watched that match and guess what wait for it.

About 1 minute into the comentators starting guess what was mentioned

<drumroll> yip your SPOT ON 1966.:D

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O'ooooooo wait wait. I watched that match and guess what wait for it.

About 1 minute into the comentators starting guess what was mentioned

<drumroll> yip your SPOT ON 1966.:D

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Seriously, don't play the drinking game where you have a drink where anything like that is mentioned ;) you'll be $h!tfaced in minutes! :p:p:p
Well, time to dig in and try to switch off to all the hype. There's no avoiding it for the next couple of months. Might as well unplug the telly for the summer, what with all this nonsense on top the constant BB droning.. :p


As a slight aside, do you think the UK media would still be spouting about it as much if Scotland *had* won The World Cup at some point instead of England? I doubt it, it'd be a side-issue in the news. I'm pretty sure the media hype would be nowhere NEAR all this nonsense we have to put up with. United Kingdom? yeah.. my @rse..when it suits the interests of the (English) Media maybe.


:p:p:p;);):D:D
(don't get yer knicks in a twist VB ;) just ranting.. :p Unless of course you can justify to the rest of the 90% of this country who *are* still Scottish *why* we need to endure 'England' this that and the other on every form of broadcastable and printable media...) :p:p:D

I think Walter Smith had a valid point in the papers last week.

Why should I support England. I'm Scottish and the team I support is Scotland. What is so wrong with that:question::question: why should I be held against a wall and told you must support England it's the "correct" thing to do. Why is that then:question: why is the correct thing to do.:question:

I like the football but it's just a game and I'll only be watching the big games with Brazil and the likes but not the smaller games with England and the likes.:)

So how many Scots will be supporting England at the WC then? The main thing stopping me is the English media. They're bad enough about 19bl***y66 so I canna imagine what it would be like if they won it this year. :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:



<gets down on knees and prays for major case of food poisoning in England camp>

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quote:Originally posted by low_n_loud1

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quote:Originally posted by crombers

I dunno , reckon big gums/teeth would be better than being to tall/small :p;)

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<kicks Crombers ankles> Oi.. watch it :p:p

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quote:Originally posted by ScottieCoop
O'ooooooo wait wait. I watched that match and guess what wait for it.

About 1 minute into the comentators starting guess what was mentioned

<drumroll> yip your SPOT ON 1966.:D

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Tell you what....i nearly launched my TV out the window at this....

Bobby Charlton being introduced to the players of soccer aid then PRICK tindlsey pipes up with........

Next year it might be the heros of '06 being introduced to the players

HA

Best joke i've heard for a while!!:dead::blackeye:

Just an observation, not directly linked to the content of this thread...

Its not the fact that Scots 'should' support England its the fact that they'll support anyone else who plays against England. I've seen it with my own eyes. I watched the Argentina/England match in Aberdeen during the last world cup, a large number of Scots in the pub had gone out to buy Argentina shirts. Unfortunately for them England won, I guess it would have made a great Mastercard spoof.

Later that day me and a few friends went for a beer, there was quite a few footie fans in waiting for the next game. Halfway through our first pint the pub erupted in to a chorus of 'We hate the f'ing English' 'We hate the f'ing English'. Needless to say we left, with a number of my Scottish friends stunned by the chanting.

Since I've been here I've frequently had a hundreds of put downs 'what would you know you're English','Don't talk to him he's English' etc. I've also had to suffer abuse from people I've been out drinking with because I'm English.

Even this site has seen posts insulting England, mentioning Bannockburn and the slaughter of English troops and of course Angus posting anti-English his hilarious jokes and images.

I love living in Scotland, I feel so welcome and it gets so much better when the world cup arrives.

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quote:Originally posted by Vidal Buffoon

No, not Scottish International as the Tartan Army are always well behaved. But Scottish domestic matches are bad, I've seen it meyself in Aberdeen, SERIOUSLY!!!!!!

I never said anything about the Tartan Army.

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Aberdeen is a bit different is it not , with the Casual mob up there .

BTW ...... VB you do talk utter P%&h [s]some [/s]most of the time :p

Casuals are football hooligans. Aberdeen isn't alone they don't just fight themselves.

BTW if you can point out anything I've said thats 'Pish' I'll gladly withdraw it.