Just three words.....

...and was eating...


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A lemon curd

And bacon bagel


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Which he lifted

With great ease

Because it was...

Not that full

into his mouth

With a little

Help from his

Pet monkey that

He’d taken out


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That day for

A birthday treat


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That involved cake

Containing some banana


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..which Eddie liked...


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As he was

always known as

A fruit fan


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And not a

Meat lover who

Would sit all

Black Friday Deals ?

...I’m not looking...


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For anything at

MINI because I


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Want to buy...


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All the accessories


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That can possibly

...be secretly fitted...


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with Petes new

Be fitted with

That he got

...Williams very tiny...


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But long and


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Proud standing bit

Of shiney metal

...around Davy’s shrivelled...


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Greenhouse that had


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