<takes a sharp intake of breath> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh you only added one word bb! Bonnie Scotland is gonna go postal!
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<takes a sharp intake of breath> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh you only added one word bb! Bonnie Scotland is gonna go postal!
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quote:Originally posted by Big Col<takes a sharp intake of breath> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh you only added one word bb! Bonnie Scotland is gonna go postal!
just adding to the suspense
hee hee
:clown::clown:
plus bs said that we're not allowed to mention him in the rules :approve::approve::D8)
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland :p (hides)
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read.....
(nobody playing anymore, my tangent sentence writing to much to comprehend?)
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes...
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while....
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his...