Just three words.....

Stuck in the

...left nostril of...


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the big bad

..but strangely sexy...


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and kinda erotic

Newcomer to the

Strip poker night


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With lots of


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Club that only

Was for special

of ages between

8o and 90

So that suited

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Rob and andrew

Who liked the


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Toffee apple ice


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Vodka with a

Slice of lemon


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dressed the same

Dazzling taste of

That are Crombers

Very very favourite

And match his


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Leather chaps that

Karen makes him

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wear on Mondays

And on special

Occasions like when

Going on HBT

or just doing

Dress up with

His wife's clothes

Will Malcolm join

in the fun

In with the

Lipstick and mascara

Lilac shirts and


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Jeans and shoes


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Or is it

just a figment