Just three words.....

with a hint

of sarcasm because


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she's the boss

so she thinks


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She can do

in her mind


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which was laughably


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enveloped in a


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can of worms

Which somehow got

very wiggly when


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boiled alive on

a overheated intercooler


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with toasted marshmallows


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and a chocolate


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frog on toast

with a side


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of cider aside


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mixed up with

a potent cocktail

of baileys and

Jägermeister with five


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gallons of petrol

with a splash


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all washed down

a big bowl

of fried rice

Black beef with

leprechauns drizzled with


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Nutella and cracked

knuckles marinated in


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wine tastes yum

if de trop


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But it was

Not long until

I bought mini

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magazine to see

if NMS were


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to rule the

World or just