Just three words.....

Mini’s car keys


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That sat on

The phone ledge

With a bit

Off paper napkin


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Stuck to the..


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The yellow pages

Opened at the

...bus stop because...


Sent from Yorkshire wi a hint o’ sarcasm.

I was drunk


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