bpirie1000
1st December 2006, 05:59 PM
1. What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo chav?
Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
10. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police
11. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.
12. What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a big mac please?
13. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand
14. What do u call a knife in chavsville?
Exhibit A
15. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4
16. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.
17. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.
18. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."
19. Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash
20. What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.
Innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo chav?
Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
10. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police
11. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.
12. What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a big mac please?
13. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand
14. What do u call a knife in chavsville?
Exhibit A
15. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4
16. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.
17. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.
18. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."
19. Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash
20. What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.