True English? hmmm

[sedgie]

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:


Yes.....................................No No......................................Yes Maybe.................................No
We need...............................I want
We need to talk......................You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead........................You better not
Do what you want...................You will pay for this later
I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?


DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

I am hungry...........................I am hungry
I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
I am tired..............................I am tired
Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!
I love you..............................Let's have sex now
I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish..................................49.
Adventurous......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic................................No breasts.
Average looking.................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
Emotionally Secure...........On medication.
Feminist...............................Fat.
Free Spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first.....................Former Slut.
New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.....................No B.J.'s
Open-minded......................Desperate.
Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional........................Bitch.
Voluptuous......... ................Very fat.
Large frame..........................Hugely fat

[Burple]

Right.. so ellie's ex-colleague is an adventurous, beautiful, new age, professional, open minded, voluptuous woman with a large frame!

:D:D:D

(yes, I know I put voluptuous AND large frame in :D:D)

[Gismo]

Keep up :p
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[sedgie]

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[monkimagic]

very funny Sedgie

[niknax]

quote:Originally posted by sedgie

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certain fumes getting to you lesley :):):)