jayex
29th November 2006, 05:43 PM
You know you are a true Scot if...........
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,
Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure
Class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in
yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12.
Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day
date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the
Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,
Iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understand this
19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these
words:-
how's it hingin
Clatty
Boggin
Cludgie
Pished
get it up ye
Wee beasties
Erse bandit
Amurny
Away an bile yer heid
Peely-wally
Humphey backit
Ba'-heid
Baw bag
Mocket
Mingin
Dubble nugget
And finally......
A wee Glesga wumman
goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just
Came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his
Erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display
Case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?"
"Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin':p
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,
Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure
Class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in
yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12.
Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day
date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the
Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,
Iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understand this
19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these
words:-
how's it hingin
Clatty
Boggin
Cludgie
Pished
get it up ye
Wee beasties
Erse bandit
Amurny
Away an bile yer heid
Peely-wally
Humphey backit
Ba'-heid
Baw bag
Mocket
Mingin
Dubble nugget
And finally......
A wee Glesga wumman
goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just
Came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his
Erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display
Case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?"
"Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin':p