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miniminx
26th November 2006, 02:21 AM
1 BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS
2 PERIODS ONLY LAST FOR 45 MINUTES
3 PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE
4 SOCCER IS A LEGAL PROFESSION
5 PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT CAN BE WASHED AND REUSED
6 SIZE DOESN'T MATTER
7 IF YOU GET TOO ROUGH YOU GET A RED CARD
8 YOU CAN SCORE USING YOUR HEAD OR YOUR FEET
9 IT LASTS A FULL 90 MINUTES
10 YOU CAN JUGGLE YOUR BALLS IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER