miniminx
23rd November 2006, 05:18 PM
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of the toilet. The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested that he uses the airplane's new prototype women's loo. But he must not press any of the buttons inside. They were labelled:
WW,
WA,
PP,
and ATR.
The man's curiousity got the best of him and he started pressing the buttons.
When he pressed WW, Warm, fragrant Water was sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, wow!
Still curious, he pressed the button marked WA, and a gentle breeze of Warm Air quickly dried his hindquarters.
He thought this was fantastic and reached for the button marked PP. This yielded a large Powder Puff that delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Naturally, he couldn't resist the last button marked ATR.
When he woke up in the hospital, he buzzed for the nurse. "What happened to me? The last thing I remember is that I was in the new ladies' room on a plane."
"Yes," replied the nurse, "apparently you were having a great time until you pressed the ATR button, which stands for AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER. Your penis is under your pillow."
Mike:D
WW,
WA,
PP,
and ATR.
The man's curiousity got the best of him and he started pressing the buttons.
When he pressed WW, Warm, fragrant Water was sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, wow!
Still curious, he pressed the button marked WA, and a gentle breeze of Warm Air quickly dried his hindquarters.
He thought this was fantastic and reached for the button marked PP. This yielded a large Powder Puff that delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Naturally, he couldn't resist the last button marked ATR.
When he woke up in the hospital, he buzzed for the nurse. "What happened to me? The last thing I remember is that I was in the new ladies' room on a plane."
"Yes," replied the nurse, "apparently you were having a great time until you pressed the ATR button, which stands for AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER. Your penis is under your pillow."
Mike:D