AndyP & Lenore
1st November 2006, 07:36 AM
Sorry if this has been posted before. A mate sent me this and thought I'd share....
One day a guy with a Mini Cooper had a some engine
problems. He pulled over, popped the hood and had a
peek. Fifteen minutes later, there was steam
everywhere and he was sitting on the curb.
Then another guy with a Porsche 911 Turbo pulled up
and asked him his problem. He told him and the guy
with the Porsche offered him a tug home. He also told
the mini dude that, "If I go too fast, just honk your
horn and flash your lights".
At the first stop light, a Ferrari F50 stops next to
the Porsche, now with some ballast. The F50 guy revs
his engine and when the light turns green, the Porsche
and Ferrari are doing 140 MPH.
They pass a speed trap and the officer says into his
CB radio, "Whoa, you won't believe what I just saw.
I need some backup! A Ferrari and a Porsche were
doin over 140 MPH, and there was a Mini Cooper behind
them honking his horn and flashing his lights, trying
to get past.
A.:D
One day a guy with a Mini Cooper had a some engine
problems. He pulled over, popped the hood and had a
peek. Fifteen minutes later, there was steam
everywhere and he was sitting on the curb.
Then another guy with a Porsche 911 Turbo pulled up
and asked him his problem. He told him and the guy
with the Porsche offered him a tug home. He also told
the mini dude that, "If I go too fast, just honk your
horn and flash your lights".
At the first stop light, a Ferrari F50 stops next to
the Porsche, now with some ballast. The F50 guy revs
his engine and when the light turns green, the Porsche
and Ferrari are doing 140 MPH.
They pass a speed trap and the officer says into his
CB radio, "Whoa, you won't believe what I just saw.
I need some backup! A Ferrari and a Porsche were
doin over 140 MPH, and there was a Mini Cooper behind
them honking his horn and flashing his lights, trying
to get past.
A.:D