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john
20th March 2003, 01:21 AM
In a restaurant in Zambia:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."


On the grounds of a private school in South Africa:
"No trespassing without permission." (PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN !!)


On a window of a Nigerian shop:
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated when you can come here?."


On a poster in Ghana:
"Are you an adult who cannot read? If so, we can help."


In a hotel in Mozambique:
"Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9.00am
and 11.00am daily."


On a river in the Democratic Republic of Congo:
"Take note: When this sign is submerged, the river is impassable."


In a Zimbabwean restaurant:
"Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."


A sign seen on a hand dryer in a Lesotho public toilet:
"Risk of electric shock-Do not activate with wet hands."


In a Botswana jewellery shop:
"Ears pierced while you wait."


On one of the buildings of a Sierra Leonne hospital:
"Mental Health Prevention Centre."


In a maternity ward of a clinic in Tanzania:
"No children allowed!"


In a cemetry in Uganda:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their graves.


In a Malawi hotel:
"It is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are not a person to do such
a thing, please don't read this notice."


A sign posted in an Algerian tourist camping park:
"It is strictly forbidden on our camping site that people of different sex,
for instance a man and woman, live together in one tent unless they are
married to each other for that purpose."


In a Namibian nightclub:
"Ladies are not allowed to have children in the bar."


In a photo studio in Chitungwiza(Zimbabwe):
"Photos taken while you wait"

Gismo
20th March 2003, 01:49 AM
Sign on a gambling pub
Poker in the front
Liqhour in the rear

Bonnie Scotland

Monsta Mo Mini
20th March 2003, 03:04 AM
No sh*tting in the toilet!

Public toilet, China

Monsta Mo Mini
20th March 2003, 03:06 AM
No ****ting in the toilet!

Public toilet, China