sedgie
16th October 2006, 03:34 AM
Brit, a Frenchman and an Australian are in a pub discussing their sexual prowess, as you do.
The Pom says 'When I make love to my wife, I raise her to such heights of excitement that she actually levitates an inch off the bed!'
The Frenchman, quick to defend his national honour, says 'Ah, that ees nothing ... when I give ma wife the oral pleasure, she floats a full metre above the bed!'
The Aussie puts down his beer, burps and says 'Well, when I finish givin' it to my missus, I wipe me d*ck on the curtains, and she hits the f***'in roof!'
The Pom says 'When I make love to my wife, I raise her to such heights of excitement that she actually levitates an inch off the bed!'
The Frenchman, quick to defend his national honour, says 'Ah, that ees nothing ... when I give ma wife the oral pleasure, she floats a full metre above the bed!'
The Aussie puts down his beer, burps and says 'Well, when I finish givin' it to my missus, I wipe me d*ck on the curtains, and she hits the f***'in roof!'