jayex
2nd October 2006, 02:28 AM
...... but it did make ma giggle :p
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were an
English
guy, a Scottish bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss
girl
with large breasts.
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of
a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the English guy has a bright red,
hand
print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
The English guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped
his
cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That English guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and
fondled
the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The English guy thinks:
That Scottish bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark - she tried to
slap
him but missed and got me
instead.
And the Scottish guy thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack that English chap
again.....
:eek::p
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were an
English
guy, a Scottish bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss
girl
with large breasts.
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of
a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the English guy has a bright red,
hand
print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
The English guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped
his
cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That English guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and
fondled
the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The English guy thinks:
That Scottish bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark - she tried to
slap
him but missed and got me
instead.
And the Scottish guy thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack that English chap
again.....
:eek::p