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Gismo
30th September 2006, 12:47 AM
A woman sitting in a restaurant suddenly began to cough, after a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress.

Two Locals, MacKenzie and MacDonald sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

Kin ya swaller ? Asked MacKenzie.

The woman signalled 'No!' , desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe? Asked MacDonald.

The woman shook her head NO !!!

With that, MacKenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,
yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her backside.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm, that the obstruction
flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again.

MacKenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

MacDonald said in admiration, "Ya know MacKenzie, I'd heard of that bloody 'Hind Lick Manouvere', but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it" :p

PACMAN
30th September 2006, 02:05 AM
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sedgie
30th September 2006, 02:14 AM
:D:D:D

zimbo
30th September 2006, 06:15 AM
OMG these jokes are'nt getting any better on here are they... :)

gill
30th September 2006, 05:56 PM
:D:D:D