Strachan Best interview

[PACMAN]

Reporter - do you have a word for the camera on today match

Strachan - Velocity <Carry on walking> :D:D:D

[Hadi]

Think he was asked for a quick word on camera, then he answered that back ;)

[Big Col]

He was asked "Gordon can we have a quick word" and he replied "Velocity" without even breaking stride.

There was also:

Interviewer: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
Strachan: Mainly that big green one out there...

Interviewer: Gordon, do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the England squad?
Strachan: I don’t care, I’m Scottish.

Quality! :D

[PACMAN]

Just a few more :D:D

Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No! I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, "no, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless!"

Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?
Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the
Coventry one, that's for sure.

Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?
Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the Champions League?

Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.

Reporter: Gordon, Austin Delgado?
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Austin Delgado.

Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.

Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.

Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.

Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.

Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.

[Mon the fish]

Then there was the time he blamed some bad luck on their bus driver, or when he said how slow the ballboys were! The man's a legend.

On the subject of legs, possibly the funniest thing he did was try to jump the advertising hoarding at the World Cup :D

[minidriver#1]

We've got a signed Gordon Strachan training track suit from when he was at Leeds, complete with grass stains lol. Legend.