private part

[sedgie]

A very old man, Mr. Stewart, was living the last of
his life in a nursing home.



One day he appeared to be very sad. Nurse Tracy asked
if there was anything wrong.



"Yes," said Mr. Stewart, "my Private Part died
today."



Knowing her patients were forgetful and often
confused, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr.
Stewart, please accept my condolences."



The following morning, Mr. Stewart was walking down
the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his
pajamas when he met Nurse Tracy.



"Mr. Stewart," she said, "you can't be walking down
the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back
inside your pajamas."



Mr. Stewart replied, "Didn't I tell you yesterday
that my Private Part died?"



"Yes, you did tell me that, but what does that have
to do with it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked
Nurse Tracy.



"Well," he replied, "today's the viewing."

[stoney]

that just bad :)