Gismo
8th December 2003, 08:40 PM
One afternoon, a wealthy contractor was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two pathetic staff employees eating
grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate, and asked, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have no money for food," the first staffie replied.
"Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," insisted the contractor.
"But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here."
"Bring them along!" replied the contractor.
"But how 'bout my friend?" The contractor turned to the other staffie and said, "You come with us, too."
"But, sir," said the friend, "I got a wife and six kids!"
"Bring them as well!" answered the contractor as he headed for his limo.
They all climbed into the car, and once they were underway, one of the poor staffies says: "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The contractor replied, "Glad to do it......... You'll love my place.
The grass is almost a foot tall." :)
grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate, and asked, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have no money for food," the first staffie replied.
"Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," insisted the contractor.
"But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here."
"Bring them along!" replied the contractor.
"But how 'bout my friend?" The contractor turned to the other staffie and said, "You come with us, too."
"But, sir," said the friend, "I got a wife and six kids!"
"Bring them as well!" answered the contractor as he headed for his limo.
They all climbed into the car, and once they were underway, one of the poor staffies says: "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The contractor replied, "Glad to do it......... You'll love my place.
The grass is almost a foot tall." :)