Burple
10th August 2006, 05:32 PM
A blind man walks into a bar and after a couple of drinks yells out, "Who wants to hear a blonde joke?"
The place goes dead silent. After a few minutes a husky female voice on his left says, "Before you tell that joke you might want to know that the bartender is a blonde. The bouncer's a blonde. I'm a six-foot, two-inch blonde with a black belt in karate. The woman on your right is blonde and she's a professional weight lifter, and the woman next to her is a blonde professional wrestler. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a moment and says, "Naw! Not if I have to explain it five times."
The place goes dead silent. After a few minutes a husky female voice on his left says, "Before you tell that joke you might want to know that the bartender is a blonde. The bouncer's a blonde. I'm a six-foot, two-inch blonde with a black belt in karate. The woman on your right is blonde and she's a professional weight lifter, and the woman next to her is a blonde professional wrestler. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a moment and says, "Naw! Not if I have to explain it five times."