Describe A Mini Via The Alphabet

[Gismo]

Humour me :clown: kinda taken from a thread on MINI2, but, starting from the letter A and running right onto Z, using ONE word for each post, start a sentence that describes the MINI.
Once you've posted allow at least 2 other replies before posting again, right, let's go :)

Alan's.....

[minidriver#1]

Bollocks. The Dog's Bollocks that is

[Gismo]

Dreads to wake up in the morning to see what's been added :eek:

Alan's bollocks...

[Willie M]

The way my MINI's been behaving of late I'd be tempted to use THE 'C' word, but, as this is a family show :I
I'd say Cool :cool:

Alan's bollocks cool...

[GAJ]

Dinky, as in wee - referring to the car not Alan's...well you know what I mean!;)

Alan's bollocks cool dinky...

[Big Gordy]

Entertaining :p:D:approve:

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining....

[Julz]

Swear words not allowed I presumed, so I went for the obvious, non-offensive option...fast!!

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast...;)

[Gismo]

I can see where all this is heading so to keep it clean:-

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast...gigantic :I

[euan]

hairy - as in hair raising moments

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast gigantic hairy

[3GGG]

Individual - each one different in appearance.

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast gigantic hairy individual

[knaone]

Jolly - Cause it makes you Jolly :)

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast gigantic hairy individual Jolly

[Big Gordy]

Kind

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast gigantic hairy individual jolly kind

[knaone]

Loud - Depends of course on you exhaust or stereo :D

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast gigantic hairy individual jolly kind Loud

Edit... forgot to put word at top.... oooops!

[Big Col]

Gotta be MINI aint it ;)

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast gigantic hairy individual jolly kind Loud MINI

[Burple]

Nippy... as in fast... not cold... cos I got me heated seats dontcha know... ;)

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast gigantic hairy individual jolly kind Loud MINI nippy...

[knaone]

Ooooooo :- what people say when one drives past :D

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast gigantic hairy individual jolly kind Loud MINI nippy Ooooooo

[seany]

polish

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast gigantic hairy individual jolly kind Loud MINI nippy Ooooooo polish

[GAJ]

Quintessential - cos it is! It's a MINI! And cos quick would have been boring!:D


Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast gigantic hairy individual jolly kind loud MINI nippy Ooooooo polish quintessential

[knaone]

Uncomprehendable (i cant spell it) :- its Uncomprehendable how good a car it is :D

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast gigantic hairy individual jolly kind loud MINI nippy Ooooooo polish quintessential

Edit: Doh! i dont even know the alphabet!!!!! :eek::eek: Sorry Folks :dead:

[GAJ]

Would that be runcomprehendable with a silent (and invisible) r;):clown:

[Big Col]

<speedily inserts rakish>

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast gigantic hairy individual jolly kind loud MINI nippy Ooooooo polish quintessential rakish uncomprehendable

[knaone]

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Why did i think U came after Q???? :eek::eek::eek: Sorry Folks... i'll retract hehe

[Big Gordy]

<speedily inserts swaggering>

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast gigantic hairy individual jolly kind loud MINI nippy Ooooooo polish quintessential rakish swaggering uncomprehendable

[Gismo]

Just as well i'm keeping an eye on your guys :evil: what happened to the T
Typically, having to go backwards :p

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast gigantic hairy individual jolly kind loud MINI nippy Ooooooo polish quintessential rakish swaggering typically uncomprehendable

[GAJ]

I blame the schools!;)

[seany]

viper stripes

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast gigantic hairy individual jolly kind loud MINI nippy Ooooooo polish quintessential rakish swaggering typically uncomprehendable viper

[Julz]

Nice and shiny!!:D (or hairless, whatever:eek:)

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast gigantic hairy individual jolly kind loud MINI nippy Ooooooo polish quintessential rakish swaggering typically uncomprehendable viper waxed

[Linda M]

X-rated cos we're all so addicted the MINI is for 'our' eyes only.

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast gigantic hairy individual jolly kind loud MINI nippy Ooooooo polish quintessential rakish swaggering typically uncomprehendable viper waxed x-rated

[Big Gordy]

Youthfull because that's what we all are eh Linda;)

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast gigantic hairy individual jolly kind loud MINI nippy Ooooooo polish quintessential rakish swaggering typically uncomprehendable viper waxed x-rated youthfull........

Who's going to be last.....:p:D:approve:

[knaone]

Zoom - Cause they all go Zoom about the place :D

Alan's bollocks cool dinky entertaining fast gigantic hairy individual jolly kind loud MINI nippy Ooooooo polish quintessential rakish swaggering typically uncomprehendable viper waxed x-rated youthfull Zoom

[3GGG]

Zymol? Because it smells so good:D

[Wul]

Hey - John's gonna be pleased we called him youthful! ;)

[Gismo]

Well done folks, at least we managed to keep this one clean :eek: unlike the drivel thread which is in danger of getting snapped up by Channel 4 :)

Bonnie Scotland

[seany]

dont speake to soon BS

[macblob]

hey whats wrong with the drivel thread, its my pride and joy lmao

hehehehehehe
bhahahahahha:D:D:D:D